Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

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Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

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Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

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fridge

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Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

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whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

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Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

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You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

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Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

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What do you call five gay men walking in the same direction? I don't know the usual human does not take note of such circumstance.

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What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

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Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

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Why did the man read the terms of service? He had ignored them before, and was forced into a scam where a shady organization took all of his money and possessions. With no other way to provide for his family, the man began selling drugs, which led to several arrests. He has been n prison for 3 years now... His wife has left him for one of the man's close friends

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An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

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What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

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I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

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what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

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Wife: Where were you all night. Husband: Cheating on you with your sister

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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