Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

a dyslexic man walked his god.

What's old and baggy? An old bag.

What's big, purple, and smells like children? Barney

Click here to end the world.

Why did the boy have glass in his mouth? Because he was chewing on glass.

what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

1,000 people get out of a plane , who hits the ground first? The DEAD guy!!!!

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

What did the therapist say to the other therapist? Your skin looks dry, let me lend you some ointment.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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