Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

thumb_up thumb_down

Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

thumb_up thumb_down

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

thumb_up thumb_down

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

thumb_up thumb_down

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

thumb_up thumb_down

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

thumb_up thumb_down

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

thumb_up thumb_down

What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

thumb_up thumb_down

A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

thumb_up thumb_down

yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

thumb_up thumb_down

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

thumb_up thumb_down

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

thumb_up thumb_down

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

thumb_up thumb_down

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

thumb_up thumb_down

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

thumb_up thumb_down

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

thumb_up thumb_down

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

thumb_up thumb_down

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

thumb_up thumb_down

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

thumb_up thumb_down

So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

thumb_up thumb_down

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops