- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

What is worse-losing your phone or failing school? Apartheid

What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

oh no a butt!!!!!!!!!! your stubid oh wait your right ahhhhhhhhhh

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

Two penises walk into a minefield. Both are very careful with their every step and try not to be blown.

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

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