- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

there was a black guy and white guy, they were walking down a street to da bus stop, the bus comes by and says where yall goin and they say 21st avenue street; so they walk away and the black guy says(in a black voice): "wait buses dont talk!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know because he got hit by a car.

What is sad and disappointing? Nevada's and California's snow pack.

What did one Black college student say to another? What is your major?

A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

Boy: Knock Knock! Girl: Who's there? Boy: It's me, John. Girl: Oh, come in!

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