- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

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