- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

whats worse than failing your maths test?

What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

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