- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

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