What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

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A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

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What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

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Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

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Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

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What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

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a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

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So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

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what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

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knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

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whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

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There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

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I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

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Jack just got his new yellow bicycle. His dad got it for his 12th anniversary. Jack was ecstatic to ride it down his street for the first time. He immediately called his friends Paul and Erick and went for his first ride. The neighbors were in AWE when they saw Jack taking off on his new ride. That day the three friends had one of the best day of their young lives, they went up to the lake, had some peanut ice cream and made fun of Alexia. Jack was in love with his new bike and euphoric that they were reunited and did all their favorite things with an incredible amount of passion. Erick hated his new bike.

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why did the boy call the girl a bitch? Because she was beautiful.

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Ask me if im a truck. Are you a truck? Yes.

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Why couldn't Cait walk her dog? She's been paralyzed from the waist down since she was 5 after her and her parents got into a car accident and her parents died.

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1. Look at the size of his putter. 2. Oh, dang, my shaft's all bent. 3. You really wacked the hell out of that sucker. 4. After 18 holes I can barely walk. 5. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip. 6. Lift your head and spread your legs. 7. You have a nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired. 8. Just turn your back and drop it. 9. Hold up. I've got to wash my balls. 10. Damn, I missed the hole again.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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