- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

casey, that is all, ruddel, that is all, hi mark

Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

Q: why did the plain crash A: the driver is a loaf of bread

A black man, a mexican man, and a caucasian man, walk into a bar with handguns. The three break out into a gun fight and everyone is killed in the cross-fire

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.

What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

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