- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

I came to the bar at 7:00. What time did I leave at? There was no clock at the bar I went to, therefore i cannot determine when I left or when I cmae, so my above opinion is clearly incorrect.

Urban ghettos

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

Faithful men.

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

What is your name? My name is Jeff

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

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