What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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Dane Cook makes a joke.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

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How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

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How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

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What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

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What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

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Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

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So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

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knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

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I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

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If I could slow down time I would have become a super criminal or something, no, my movements become slower also, ever heard of a game Max Payne? The character can slow down his perception of time and still aim his gun normally while he himself moving at the same speed as the rest. I well... when time seems to go slower, my thoughts do not, so yeaaah, Except my fast reactions also make me wear myself out faster to the point where I got injured a lot as a kid, like smacking my wrist against arcade games and stuff, broke my wrist, as a teen, still hurts when it rains, yeah weird but true.

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Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

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Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

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A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

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what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

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What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

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How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

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Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

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There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

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Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

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Anti Joke

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