What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

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would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

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What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

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Jeez Bill, how drunk was I last night? You took my pet parakeet, threw it at my daughter's piggy bank and yelled "ANGRY BIRDS!!!!"

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You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Getting raped..

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why was the 6 afraid of the 7? because 7 was a registered 6 offender.

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Q.What Did the Little Kid Say To Cancer In The Hospital? A.Nothing. He Died From Cancer 3 Minutes Ago.

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Why couldn't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has parkinsons and therefore couldn't keep his hand steady.

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Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

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I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

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What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

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So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

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What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

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I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

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Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden was born in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, a son of Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden, a billionaire construction magnate with close ties to the Saudi royal family.

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Men's rights

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what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

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Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

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Roses are red Violets are blue Just smoked some Meth nelnfjknfkjnwkejnkjnwefkjnKJNFKJRNFKWNEFEJNFJNWKEJNWFKEJFN

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Women's Rights

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Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

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