- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

Women outside of the kitchen.

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

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