- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

what did the woman say? 'duhhh, i don't have a penis durr durr' (By the way, I'm trying to be not misogynistic, please let me know if you find this misogynistic in any way)

What do you say if you see a floating TV at night? Wow a floating TV. It's amazing how far technology has progressed throughout the years.

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

19 cats 33 hamsters 24 turtles and 23 dogs are all in a small cage, PETA is not happy.

What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

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What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

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