WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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David Cameron

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wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

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Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

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how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

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what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

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What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

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What do you call two dog? dogs

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You heard now that you can not only bet safe at net casinos, but also win safely? Win safely? The hell does that mean? You mean you could win unsafely before? Like the betting casino crashing after you win a million? Moral: That crap is even less moral than I am ffs! Now they give you like 5000 game bucks free just to get you addicted.

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a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

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An Asian with a big dick.

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a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

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Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

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Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

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Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

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Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

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What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

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How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

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They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

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