What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

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Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

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Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

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The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

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Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

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Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

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i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

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What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

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Why did the blond check your phone? AIDS

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

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knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

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A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

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ill have a no.9 a n.9 large

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Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

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What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

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When life gives you lemons Unless it gives you sugar, water, and a cup your lemonade will suck

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Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

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What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a microwave? If you don't know the difference you need a psychiatrist.

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Whats the difference between males and females? fe

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knock knock come in

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Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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