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What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

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what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

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What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

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Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

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What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

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who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

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Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

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What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

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What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

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what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

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A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

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Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

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why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

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Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

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what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

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old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

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Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

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hey fat ass u want some butter with them rolls?

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Ask me if im a truck. Are you a truck? Yes.

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If a chicken and a taco cross a highway how many cats does it take to milk a turkey? Cactus cause the dog had two black eyes

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There are three guys on an airplane, a Korean, a Mexican, and an American. The pilot comes on the speaker and syays,"The plane is to heavy, throw out the thing you have most in your country." The Korean throws out an AK-47 and says,"We have to many of these in our country." The Mexican throws out a taco and says,"We have to many of these in our country." The American throws out the Mexican and says,"We have to many of these in our country."

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Q:Whats the hardest part about eating a vegetable A:The Wheelchair

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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