- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

Tunechi

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

I? Everett

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

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