- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

I think everybody should have a penis.

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

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