What do you call a jew without a nose? A most likely kind and interesting anti- steriotypical person

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Why did the the dog not eat its food? Because the night before the dog had gotten serious disease and lost appetite

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whats more embarissing rhan being raped by a squirel? Being a 40 year old virgin working at mcdonalds

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What did the caninibol do when he duped his girlfriend He wiped

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full house should of been called black jack, because the Olsen twins started getting hit on at age 8 and didn't stop til they were 21

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Anti-jokes are funny.

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A black man, a Mexican man, a white man, an Asian man, a priest, a rabbi, and a prostitute walk into a bar. It was a very popular bar.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

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Person: hey buddy have you heard the greteat news Freind: yea you have aids Person: no my wife jusr became a pristatue an she had ten patients already i was her first

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What did the drunk man say to his wife? "I love you, Honey"

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Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair... Fuzzy Wuzzy has cancer

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A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

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A Jew, a black man and a Christian enter a bar. Black people werent allowed in at the time so he was escorted out. The Jew And Christian have a blast and the time of their lives that night.

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saftey torch you can out it on the porch. saftey torch put it in the hallway. saftey torch scare the monsters away. saftey torch that'll be 50 bucks.

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Person 1 Hey man what's up Person 2 nothing much I just impregnated your mom

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Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they stink.

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Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

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What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

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Why was the boy sad? Because his pet bird couldn't fly. Why couldn't the bird fly? Because it was dead.

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What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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Q: How much old could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Wood A:10.6 cubic metes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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