- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

So this guy was making a sandwich...

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

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