Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

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Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

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Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

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Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

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Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

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Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

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A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

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Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

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There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

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To (down) Below: BAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LOLOLOL! MWAHAHAHAHA HOHOHOHO HEEEEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEHEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHA... Man I cant breathe! YUCK YUCK YUCK! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA! AHAHA! HOHOHOHOHOHO HAHAHAHAHA!

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A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

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Whats the answer to life? im not sure

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What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

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Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

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WTF? If you look at life from the right, you might just see whats left, and just then I looked down at the midget as he said "Yo whats up?" I told him, hey do you like left? He said! DAAAAAMN RIIIIIGHT! I spent a while just standing there wondering what the hell was happening into my life, it was so right it was left and wrong... NeroMetal (No fucking idea what Neronism is, I just play streetfighter V and type books that confuse people)

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Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

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What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

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Knock Knock [Opens Door]

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Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

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What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

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what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

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What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

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Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

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A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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