- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse that finding your having sex with your long lost sister? having sex with your long lost brother

Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

Why couldn't Billy see the show? Because Billy is blind.

HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

why do the klu kux klan wear pillowcases on their heads? they were going to go with coon skin but thought it was a little much!!

How do you get four gay men on one stool? You get three more stools.

A dog walks into a club. Just kidding I hit the dog with a club multiple times, killed it, and went to jail for the murder of an innocent animal.

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

knock knock who's there? faith

whats black white and red all over an abused child

What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

shit is shit, even if you paint it purple; its still shit

-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

Knock knock. Silence Knock knock silence Knock knock Silence KNOCK KNOCK. Silence (Busts open door) Oh right I murdered Billy a week ago

whats better then a pile of dead babies? 2 piles of dead babies

what did a ginger say to god? nothing gingers dont have souls and therefore cant go to heaven

How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

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