- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

whats black white and red all over an abused child

Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

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Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

what doesn't kill you makes you crippled for life because you lost use of your legs in a tragic car accident

your mom.

Why did Timmy mow the lawn? He didn't particularly like the way it looked Why did Timmy fall down the well? He is retarded and thirsty How did Timmy die? He had stage three lung cancer Why cant Timmy drive a car? He has been dead for three years

Your mamas so fat, she was self-conscious about her weight and became an antisocial vegetable.

What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

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