- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

how many scrubbers does it take to change a light bulb ? 2 , 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell piss

A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

Barack Obama.

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

Your big dick.

A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

Three gay men walk into a bar and there is only one three-legged stool. What do they do? --One man politely tells one of the other men to have a seat and then the two remaining men leave and have a one-night stand.

Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??