Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

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What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

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Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

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What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

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Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

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Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

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What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

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What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

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Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

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How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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See you later... Just joke I'm blind

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What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

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Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

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knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

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Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

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How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

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Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

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why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

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Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

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A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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