- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road, but didnt make it he didnt cross it. he was pushed by a band of gang members and hit by a bus

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

an american walks out of a strip club.

Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

What's long and hard on a black man? Second Grade

One sunny Tuesday morning, Tom and his friends were outside playing at the park. Then, suddenly, a violent storm was rapidly approaching. It was recommended that everyone should seek shelter immediately.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Um...thats impossible because chickens live on farms theyre are no roads....

How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

How many kids does it take to fix a light bulb 5 1 to fix the light bulb and the others to get in the van

A Horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks the horse, "Why the long face?". The horse didn't understand English, so he took a shit on the floor, and left.

your mom.

Why did the boy let go of his red ballon? Because he was hit by a car

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was holding on to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Pier pressure.

Why did the asian lady buy the large shirt instead of the medium? Because the medium didn't fit

Are you gay. No. Ok.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

whats worse that finding your having sex with your long lost sister? having sex with your long lost brother

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