Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

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Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

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Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

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Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

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What did the purple dragon say to the unicorn? He doesn't say anything to the unicorn because dragons and unicorns don't exist. Even if they did exist, dragons and unicorns can't talk, unless we're talking about cartoons. Also, even if it was a cartoon or whatever, do you really think a purple dragon has ANYTHING to say to a unicorn?! Of course not! Oh look at me I'm a cool talking dragon, I have something so important to say to this unicorn. Gimme a break...

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Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

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WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

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whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

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why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

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A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

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Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

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An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

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If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

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"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

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What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

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A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

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what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

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Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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