- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar together. They discuss the fundamentals and aspects of Religion.

Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

What's long and hard on a black man? Second Grade

Q: There is an Elf King, King Kong, and Godzilla all on the empire state building. Which one jumps first? A: None, because none of them exist.

What red and goes up and down? A tomato in an elevator.

What's red, white and blue? You're mother on her period after she had sex. I don't know where the blue came from.

Q: why was the baker a coward? A: his own mother told him his potential would amount to nothing more than a baker and when a dinosaur came into the bakery he ran away

Where did Mary go when the bomb blew up? Everywhere.

Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

We decided to post a joke on anti-joke and see if we can get any rapings

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

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