- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

What's worse then falling up the stairs? Ketchup

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

Do you know what's the sexiest thing in the world? Sex.

Ten black people are on the 100th floor of a 110 floor building. They are going to die because they are trapped in the World Trade Center and are leaving a very happy life with their loving families.

I dont often wash my hands in the bathroom but when i do its so people dont think im gross.

Try this on your friend Have him start with "knock knock" Then blankly stare at him, if he asks you To reply tell him no one is home

Chuck Norris and Bane recently had a fight on a bet. The result was Bane won easily as he is the much bigger and stronger man, and Chuck Norris lacks the skills he once possessed as a younger man as he is now 72 years old.

What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

Why are Asians good at Math? Because they are bad at English.

knock knock, whos there? the bum bum boys ready to dance :) ``~ ``sms

A woman was in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband. Shortly after she brings the sandwich to him and he thanks her seeing as his disabled legs prevent him from walking to the kitchen and making one himself. His wife later heads to her job as a firefighter.

A polar bear walks into a bar, sits down, and says, "Can I have a.........................beer?" The bartender asks, "Why the large pause?" The bear responds, "I have a speech impediment"

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