Q:Whats the difference between NBC and the NBA? A: The NBA is the National Basketball Assocation and NBC is The No Body Cares.

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what is the difference between a bucket of shit and a black person? the bucket the bucket

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What do you call a orphan with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Scrood

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Roses are red Heres something new Violets are violet not fucking blue

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How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A:Because it wa dead!!!!!!

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Why did Marilyn Manson surgically remove 2 ribs from his body? To suck his own penis.

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Guess what my nephew said yesterday? oh wait, i forgot hes dead..

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How do you make a snake blink? You can't

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what do you call a sick eagle illegal

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Man: Knock knock Man 2: who's there Alzheimer's patient: to get to the other side!

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What’s worse than taking a bite out of your apple and finding a worm? Taking a bite out of your apple and finding half a worm.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU..

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knock knock come in ok!!!!! ur an elephant oh ya i guess im not suppose to talk!

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What has four legs and is always ready to travel? Siamese twin fugitives.

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Roses r red, Violets r blue, u think id eva cry ova u?? I told u i luvd u, n u believed it true... Well guess wat baby? U got played 2 B)

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what are the best kind of bees none they sting and hurt like hell

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How do you make a Dead Baby Float..... ......With 3 scoops of ice cream and 1 cup of liquid stem cells.

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A black man walks into a bar. He is then beaten upon and hung, as this is the 50s.

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I HATE G-SPOT AND BTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you call 1000 black men walking down a street? The million man march

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What do you say to Jews at a synagogue? Hitler is coming

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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