What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

Obama lin Baden.

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

Kerry Katona becomes independent.

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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