- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was stapeled on to the elephant.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

what did the chicken say when it crossed the road? you know. chickens arent the only animal that can cross roads! why can it be why did the racoon cross the roads? because that happens more frequently!

It takes a minute to know somebody, an hour to fall in love, but a lifetime to forget. Once, my mom forgot me at Disney World.

You can lead a horse to water, and you can pick your friends, but you can't sneeze with your eyes open.

What do you get when you mix Lil Wayne and Lil John? A full size John Wayne

Q: What do you call an orange if it isn't orange? A: Nothing. Chances are you won't see it until it has ripened.

knock knock, whos there? the bum bum boys ready to dance :) ``~ ``sms

Who would win if Chuck Norris and God fought to the death? None they are both fictional.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

The child was fired from his job.

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

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