- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, wanna f***.

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