- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

Men's rights

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

whats brown and sticky? Doody

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

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