Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...