What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

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A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

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