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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

a teacher walked into a bar and when he walked out he went to his car and proceeded to take notes about the bible, not realising he's supposed to be writing notes from his English book... he's dyslexic and got punched in the eye while he was in the bar; did i mention he doesn't drink?

What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

in·fun·dib·u·lum? 1. a funnel-shaped organ or part. 2. a funnel-shaped extension of the hypothalamus connecting the pituitary gland to the base of the brain. 3. a space in the right ventricle at the base of the pulmonary artery.

Why did the boy die? He got hit by the school bus.

What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

PENIS lol

Why did the prostitute begin to cry when she saw the chinese patron's penis? His testicles are diced onions.

What do you call a black man with no legs? A fine example of the consequences of drink driving. Make sure you are physically stable or not under the effects of depressants, drugs or any form of alcohol before deciding to use a motor vehicle.

How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke 'er face.

What do you call a black man driving an airplane? A pilot.

A jewish boy walks past a quarter on the ground..

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

Barny the purple dinosaur has no imagination, stuck his finger up his ass and called it masterbaition!

Why did the black guy fell from the stairs? Because I threw him

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

Whats the similarity between a bike and a black person? They are both stolen

what did the judge say to the lawyer during a trial. He said We are all in a court. thus concluding that the judge was retarted.

Should a pole bump an alarm?

Whats the difference between a muslim and a christian? They believe in different things.

What do you call a black guy who flys a plane? A pilot.

Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

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