Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

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I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

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Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

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A guy walks into a bar

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa you set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

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so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

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A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

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A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

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do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

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What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

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Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

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whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

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knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

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why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

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How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

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Q. What happened to the man that kept an open hand? A. He is in jail because he beat his family

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Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

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Do you know what lmnop is? No. A group of five consecutive letters.

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How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

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Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. I don't stalk him on normal days because that is both weird and illegal, thus I cannot come to a conclusion to what he does on opposite day. However, since he is lonely, I hypothesize that he must do something social, since the opposite on that is lonely.

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What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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