Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

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Your momma's so fat, that her doctor recommends that she exercises regularly and sticks to a healthier diet that includes foods with nutritional value.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

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I am back with more jokes! -Lets go Mets It is best to dislike this one

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What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

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What did Hellen Keller say when she drove up to the stop sign? Nothing, she doesn't drive.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

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Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun...

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Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

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A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

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what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

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An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

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Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

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How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

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Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

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We are not even in the same country, and my eye becomes infected two times a minute or something so I wont be going anywhere. I mean, if you are some guy trying to be a girl in order to screw with me, let me first of all thank you for our exchange of ideas and concepts, and then say that if you are a guy, that likes other guys, then... Well, lets just say that if you are a man, that I don`t speak with men in general, takes away time I can spend with the ladies.

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Yeah, haha, I tend to put myself under a state of trance at the same time I put others down there, which makes it difficult to stop it sometimes, I do it for ethical reasons, I mean if I would ever hypnotize someone into feeling really bad, it would affect me as well. You might want to get some water on your face, you know, so your upper lips don't envy the lower ones.

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Stop screaming! The damn uppercase letters make my head hurt! Let a lady have it for once!

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Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

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Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

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