- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I am paralyzed from the neck down.

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

If your reading this, youre not blind.

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

Men's rights

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

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