You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

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a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

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what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

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Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

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What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

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What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

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What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

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What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

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I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

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The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

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what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

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What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

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Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

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I'm called the! no i wish am I left

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What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

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Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

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I named my son ps2 controller

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

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what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

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Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

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What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

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Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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