- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

I am paralyzed from the neck down.

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

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