Your mama's so fat, she can't even find clothes that fit her well.

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dallen loves penis

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A man walked into a bar. He was treated at the local hospital with a minor contusion.

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Whats more fun that a hooker - her mother

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Did you hear about Phil in accounting? No? Well he was trying to make a new type of car. He took the seats from a ford engine from a dodge, and the frame from a toyota. Do you know what he got? 5 years in jail.

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there's a new drink out called the Bin Laden... it consists of two shots and a splash of water

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Denard Robinson

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Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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cory is gay

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because his hands were amputated.

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You're welcome. On to the next house.

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Boy: Why'd the chicken cross the road Mom: I don't know go ask the chicken

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What's big and messy? A big mess

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Q: Why did Sarah fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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A smiling Frog talks with a lion O O U What do u eat for breakfast lion? V V T T Smiling frogs __(___ |____| O O -

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Do you know what has always angered me about people not choosing to control their own lives Nero?

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whats worse than finding ten dead babies in one recycling bin finding ten dead babies in one trashcan ---sticksack

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What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

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Why am i so sexy? Because a dog raised me.

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Voldemort's nose is so flat, that it looks like he doesn't have a nose.

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What is blue and roles about on the floor A baby playing with a plastic sack

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a retarded failure

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A black man walks into a store with a gun. It is a gun store and he needs to buy amunition after using all of his to fend of a home invader, and protect his family. He lives in a bad area because he never went to college and cannot get a well paying job in this economy, so he can't afford to buy a house in a better area He then used the gun to rob a bank. He no longer lives in a poor area

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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