- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

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