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Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

roses are red, violets are blue, i dont like to rhyme, but i do like to poo.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? ........finding a worm in your apple.

What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society

How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot you racist BITCH! Its ok a niggah gots altititude.

What's better than sex? I have never had sex and, therefor, do not have adequate knowledge of the experience enough to make a comparison to other experiences. You should ask someone who has had sex.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

A baby walks into a bar, not long before it leaves out of the bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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