A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

whats brown and sticky? Doody

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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