Q: GUESS WHAT IS REALLY BAD????? A: TITTY CANCER! :0

thumb_up thumb_down -30

Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

thumb_up thumb_down -30

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

thumb_up thumb_down -30

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

The teacher asks Timmy "why is your cat at school today?" Timmy says, crying, "Because I heard my daddy say to my mommy, 'I'm going to eat that pussy when the kids leave.' so I'm saving him!"

thumb_up thumb_down -30

How do you drown a dumb blonde? Hold her underwater.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

Me - "Wanna hear something that will make me laugh?" *giggles* friend - "Sure." teehee if anyone gets it.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

a horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" Then the horse left because that question is racist to horses.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

what is brown and wet? Muddy water

thumb_up thumb_down -30

What do you get if you throw a banana at the wall? Nothing.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

Roses are red, Violets are blue, these two statement are obvious unless you are color blind

thumb_up thumb_down -30

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

Why did the teenager turn in his work on time? He chose not to procrastinate.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

A duck walks into the bar, buys a beer, steals your woman, wins a bar fight, pistol whips a police officer, departs and shouts Aflac

thumb_up thumb_down -30

What color was the black guy's skin? Brown

thumb_up thumb_down -30

There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

thumb_up thumb_down -30

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A terrorist.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

deez nuts

thumb_up thumb_down -30

BRANDON LUI ROCKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

thumb_up thumb_down -30

Why did the doctor not make it to his appointment in time? Because he died in 9/11!

thumb_up thumb_down -32

Knock knock Who's there? You're You're who? YOU'RE MOM IN MY BED!!! (i know it sucks)

thumb_up thumb_down -32

knock knock who's there? john john who? john opens his mouth only to be gunned down by a terrorist attack

thumb_up thumb_down -32

Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops