- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

that wall over there ->

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

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Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

Who wants water? I do.

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

A horse walks into a butcher shop and asks for two apple pies. The butcher says "sorry, but we don't have apple pies. It's a butcher shop." And the horse says "nevermind, I came here on my bike."

Why is it OK to make fun of a deaf person? Because they can't hear.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had escaped from his farm and didn't understand the laws of jaywalking.

Your Mom was so fat he made herself Liposuction Twice

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