- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

The child was fired from his job.

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

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