- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

Q: you wanna hear a joke? A: yeah sure. Q: well im not gnna.

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him

i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

How many athiests does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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