- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

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