Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

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What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

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How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

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What did the purple dragon say to the unicorn? He doesn't say anything to the unicorn because dragons and unicorns don't exist. Even if they did exist, dragons and unicorns can't talk, unless we're talking about cartoons. Also, even if it was a cartoon or whatever, do you really think a purple dragon has ANYTHING to say to a unicorn?! Of course not! Oh look at me I'm a cool talking dragon, I have something so important to say to this unicorn. Gimme a break...

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What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I am blind

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Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

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whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

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My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

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An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

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Why did Sally fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally

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What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

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How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

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I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

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Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

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I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

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Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

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Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

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What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

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