- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

I hate Mondays, the man said as he drove to work. Fortunately for him, it was a Wednesday.

What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

Whats the difference between a person with cancer and breakfast? Breakfast is important

Knock Knock. Come in.

A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

Why are there so many blacks in prison? The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence

How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

why did the circus boy not do his homework? because he was in a coma.

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