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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

Racial Equality

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

My jeans

why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

2 gay guys walk into the bar guy #1 say lets get drunk guy #2 says lets get wasted then #1 says... what do they do fall on the floor and do it.

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Q. What did one wall say to the other wall? A. Peekaboo I see you.

There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

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