An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

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the man walk in to the shop and brought a pet nothing

Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

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Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

Name a country that begins with the letter U A. True B. False C. All of the above D. None of the above

Don't believe in Atheists.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

I once went to a chiropractor. She was so awful looking. You know those weird spiky fish with the lightbulb hanging off it's head? .....I saw one in a documentary once.

2 boy once went to a party. One boy dared the other to suck all the helium out of a balloon. Today this boy is know as Justin Bieber

What did the coworker say about the new girls butt Nothing be cause he was quite the gentleman and wanted to be respectful ts the woman as she already had enough problems such as being hit by a bus and dying.

Whats the difference between a jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a stove or firepit while jews are functioning members of society.

What's Black,White and red all over? A black person with a skin disease on her period.

Im sitting in class trying to write a joke. I should be writing my speech But i'm better off trying to think of the funniest joke that could get on the front page with over 9000 likes :( Lol nah thats never going to happen :'(

What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

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