How many light bulbs? 1

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

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Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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