What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

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Two muffins are in an oven. They don't speak to each other because muffins do not have the ability to make speech. After being in the oven for several minutes at 375 degrees, they are removed, left to cool, and were eaten. They were good.

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What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

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what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

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A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

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What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

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What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

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I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

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Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

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what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

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What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

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a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

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why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

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what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

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what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

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Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

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What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

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A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

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What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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