When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

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Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

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You know whats worse than an anti-joke? Practically Anything.

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Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

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Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

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What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

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A Mormon walks out of a bicycle store.

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Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

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Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There Not Sally Why was the boy sad? Because he dropped his ice cream cone Why'd he drop his ice cream cone? Because he got ran over by a bus Why'd he get run over by a bus? BECAUSE SALLY WAS DRIVING

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A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

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ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

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What do Richard and Judy have in common? Nothing.

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What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

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what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

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Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

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my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

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Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

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What's stupid a light bulb.

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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