What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

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Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

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What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

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Why is 16 scared of 17? Because 17, 18, 19 *crickets*

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What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

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What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

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How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

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I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

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Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

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Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

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So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

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I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

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What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

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A guy at a baseball game....

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Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

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why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

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Dad always said that laughter was the best medicine. Maybe that's why he died of tuberculosis.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

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A boy is diagnosed with terminal cancer. His family prays for him and he still dies.

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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I road a horse to school. My friend stabbed it with a Javelin and screamed.... The horse was his Dad

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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