Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

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I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

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Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

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What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

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Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

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Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

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Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

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Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

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roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

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What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

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What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

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A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

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whats black and strange a paki

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Potassium? K.

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whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

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Why didn't little Billy's parents get him the new toy he wanted? Little Billy's parents are dead.

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knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

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Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

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A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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