Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

My left foot has 6 toes, my right face has 8 Q-tips -Matt

whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless

why was the frog sad..... because it was stappled to the boys face

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares

A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

Q-What do you call a dog with no legs? A-Nothing because he cant come over to you anyway..

Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

How do you catch a unique animal? You get professional hunters to catch the animal.

Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy mushroom soup in my testicles belly Buton cheese.com ( tickle my. Nipple frog)

why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

What's worse than catching aids? - already having aids.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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