My brother gave my mom AIDS. My mom gave my dad AIDS. My dad gave my dog AIDS. My dog gave me AIDS. I gave my sister AIDS. My sister called the police because of the wild case of AIDS.

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a mulslim wlaks past a bomb shop on his way to join the international peace club

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Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

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What is the best way to deal with a broken ankle? Ear Lobes.

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hi im bob i ate a Pickle sucked a boob and died of a haert atak

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Cacti are green Clouds are white Spoons are silver Corn is yellow Carrots are orange Asphalt is black Grapes are purple Cinnamon is brown Lets's have sex

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If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

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Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

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What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

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why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

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A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

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What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

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Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

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Q: What did the psychopath dream about? A: An insane chimpanzee kicking his head off, or maybe something normal

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Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

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3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

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What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

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Anti Joke

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