- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

salad days!

ask me if im a door yes

i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

Whats long and red all over? This Cut on my arm, i should get it checked out.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

Jordan is pregant

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

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