i like my rose red and my diamonds blue your screamin mercy so did ur mom but i killed her to

Did you see my sandwitch? No. I am your sandwitch, and therefore no one thought to put me up to a mirror. Would you like me to? No. I have no eyes. And why are you talking to a sandwitch??? ...

What's similar between the Alabama Crimson Tide and a maggot? They've both been feeding off of a dead Bear for 30 years...

What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

one stop shop

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

Colin is gay but toasters are not

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

Q: What's the hardest part about throwing a baby down the stairs? A: My dick.

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the other ____?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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