What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

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Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

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Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

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yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

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What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

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Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

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What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

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What do u call a ginger man with no ears? What ever the hell u want Because he's deaf

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Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

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what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

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Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

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there were three men in a car, Poop, Shut Up, and Manners. They were driving in a truck when poop fell out of the car. Manners went to get him. Shut Up parked somewhere that he wasn't supposed to so the police man came to him. He asked him what his name was and he said "Shut Up" because that was his name. The police man said "Where are your manners?" then Shut Up said,"He went to go scoop up poop".

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What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Why was the boy so tired? He had to carry his moms dead body up the stairs.

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WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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