- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What walks on the three legs? Martin, he was born with a tragic birth defect and struggles to make a living.

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A hero is nice to everyone, but one person. who is that? Your mom. WOOOOOOOT!! YOU JUST GOT MUSCLEMANED!!!!

What happened when a star exploded? It killed billions of other sentient beings.

What did the homeless man get for his birthday? AIDS

Why did the horse die? I shot it in the face.

What's blue and wiggles? A baby in a bag

knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

That awkward moment when your brother goes to crack his neck, but he dies instead.

My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

like if your cool

Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

What is Cleopatra's favorite cookie? A: Chips Ahoy

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Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

How can you tell the difference between Brooke Colbert or any other girl Jesse has been with? It's easy, Brooke the only one Jesses ever been with. They even share the same bra size.

whats worse then being a jew now? being a jew in 1942

What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

How do you creep out a clown? Pet him softly and call him kitty kat while making a guttural sound that is not socially acceptable in mainstream American society.

What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

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