- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than having a terrorist throw a fridge at you? A: World War 5

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

If you go to a restaurant and you have more food on your plate then someone who is obese, you KNOW you have too much food.

Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

Have you ever seen the movie called "The Tourist"? No

What do you call a Mexican guy in America? A Mexican American

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

Whats Pink and fluffy? Yellow fluff thats been dyed pink :D

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange.

What did the mexican firefighter name his kids? Jose and Pablo

Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

I haven't left my basement in 29 years

A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

Why was Little Billy crying? He had cancer. Why was Little Sally crying? Little Billy's cancer was contagious.

What do you call a good anti-joke? something you feel like you should go to hell for laughing at.

A bra walks into a dyslexic man.

What do you do when your baby won't stop crying. Slit its throat

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am a bitch, and so are you!

Why did the old man cross the road? Coz he was in an ambulance

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