- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

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