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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue These are facts that many people know

What do you call a prostitute with morals? Ironic.

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

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Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

What did Stevie Wonders wife do when they got into fights? Re-Arrange the furniture

Nina and Harry sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G, first comes love, then comes marriage, then comes divorce because their marriage didn't turn out right and Harry hit Nina in the head with a iron...

why did the chicken cross the road? i have no idea, i dont know what goes on in a chicken's brain. the better question would be why was a chicken loose in a city

What is worse than torture? Not much.

When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

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