- Anti Joke

I was typing a new book today (literature wild west, and I realized I had been writing the same shit over and over again for eight hours and was dead tired when It went so..) Welcome to the wild west, guns! Hayballs! MONSTER TRUCKS! And then I kinda thought to myself... Is it just me or am I trying a bit too hard? So guys? What do you think, am I trying a bit too hard here? Funny story, I am tired and drank lots of coffee, so I am holding back in order to not try so hard... Not trying hard enough to hold back? I am asking you! WHY? BECAUSE YOUR ANSWER DOES NOT MATTER! ARE WE GAME?

there were three men in a car, Poop, Shut Up, and Manners. They were driving in a truck when poop fell out of the car. Manners went to get him. Shut Up parked somewhere that he wasn't supposed to so the police man came to him. He asked him what his name was and he said "Shut Up" because that was his name. The police man said "Where are your manners?" then Shut Up said,"He went to go scoop up poop".

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

there was once a time before tht time when there wasnt bonerss there were erectionss CC

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

Why was the boy so tired? He had to carry his moms dead body up the stairs.

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was butchered on the farm for chicken fingers.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

What's big, green, has 4 legs, and if it falls out of a tree will kill you? A pool table

How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!