- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

Women outside of the kitchen.

Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

Nobody cares maddie!

What goes in long and hard and comes out wet and sticky? A penis after orgasmic intercourse.

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

A man walks into a doctors office and waits for his turn. After his name was called he walked up to the doctor and told him that he kept having hallucinations. The doctor prescribed an antibiotic to help with the mans addiction to LSD.

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