Whats from Hattersley? Someone who lives in Hattersley.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

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My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

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What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

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A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

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How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

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Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

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Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

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Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

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What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

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Knock-Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

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Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

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What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

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Say the line below all very fast to get sudden strange sensation... Magic-ish. I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... ...BARKBARK BARK BARK BARK BARK! Done? Now sit Down, have a little treat Good boy/girl! :Look well at the sun, the jagged Blackness will consume all, Your little star forever but a ever fading memory.

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What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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