A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

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Get up Look in the mirror

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How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

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A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

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A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

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troll lololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololol.olo90ololol.o.ool.olololol.ol.ol.ol.ol.ol.ol.ol.ol.ol.o.o.lol.ol.ol.ol.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

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A knock knock B who's there A nobody

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What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

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You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

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jews

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What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

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What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

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your life

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Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

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What happened to the asian when he took viagra? He got an erection.

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"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

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What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

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Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

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And you honored it I see :P

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23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

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I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

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My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

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