What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

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What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

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What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

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Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

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A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

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How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

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In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

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How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

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A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to **** the **** until he ******. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

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Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" *dies*

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Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

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Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

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Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

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What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

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What has 389,236,587 arms, has rainbow colored fur, and fornicates on your front lawn? Absolutely nothing. That's pretty much physically impossible.

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how do you kill justin bieber? put a bag over his head and suffercate him.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

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A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

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My brother gave my mom AIDS. My mom gave my dad AIDS. My dad gave my dog AIDS. My dog gave me AIDS. I gave my sister AIDS. My sister called the police because of the wild case of AIDS.

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a mulslim wlaks past a bomb shop on his way to join the international peace club

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Boy:U a dime Girl: she said ur a quarter Boy:-_- dumb B***h

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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A man questions wether a cat will always land on it's feet. He takes a cat from a pet store and tosses it into the air. The cat lands on it's feet. Startled, the cat runs into the street and gets hit by a car. The man goes to prison for theft and animal abuse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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