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A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

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Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.