- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

What's worse than dividing by zero? Chuck Norris dividing your face!

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

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