- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

A British man walks into a dentist's office.

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

what's the difference between a duck?

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

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