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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

. . I am a whale

Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

Q:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpion

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Roses are red violets are blue..... I have normal vision

Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

What kind of toy do you give to a dead baby? A death rattle.

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

Your moms so fat, she needed repruductive surgury.

Three men on a journey stop at a farm and ask the farmer if they might be allowed to stay the night. The farmer consents upon one condition: that the visitors not lay a hand on his daughter. The men respected the farmers wishes and left in the morning.

This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

How does Michael J. Fox mix his paint? He uses the paint mixing stick that is provided, for free, by most reputable hardware stores.

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