What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

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What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

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The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

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why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

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Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

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I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

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What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

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Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

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what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

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"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

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what's funny about war? nothing!

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Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

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Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

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A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

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what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

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What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

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Granny porn!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

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How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

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My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

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Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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