Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

Just aids, and gonnoreah, and... Jk, I wont type it here, and I am not "suffering" from nothing, its a condition, it can be a struggle, and yeah it could turn fatal, on the bright side its not contagious (its genetics, flawed genetics) but on the bright side, so far chances are greater of me dying from a giant meteor falling on me as I sleep, than from this... Not disease, genetic flaw, take it from a guy that was born without toenails, has two eardrums and some weird tiny holes on his ears (I can send you a pic of those tiny weird holes, they are not weird, kinda cute I been told and can say so myself) so you calm yet?

Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

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