- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? were lawyers

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are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

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an american walks out of a strip club.

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Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

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There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

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Why did the rose look so brown? Because it was dead

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A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

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Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

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Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

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What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

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My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

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Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

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How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

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What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

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You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

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A man walks into a bar with an octopus. He tells the bartender that his octopus can play any instrument. The bartender gives the octopus bag pipes. The octopus fiddles with the bag pipes but can't seem to play them. The man gives the bag pipes back to the bartender and leaves with his octopus. He is quite embarassed and decided to get bagpipe lessons for his octopus.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

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Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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these jokes are not funny but there funny because there not funny aaaaaaaa pissing me off

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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