- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

I think my son might be gay. He's started to listen to Justin Bieber, and last week I walked in on him engaging in penetrative anal sex with one of his friends.

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

I told my friend one of these anti-jokes, he took it seriously and beat my head with a bat.

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

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