- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

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What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

A man is mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he reaches down to see if something's stuck in the blades. What does he pull out? His finger.

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

I remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. I bet I can kick this bucket. He missed and had a heart attack.

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

What's the difference between a duck? An orange.

I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

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