What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

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What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

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Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he is keeping company with a swine, and the muslim feels offended for the poor horse.

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a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

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What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

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What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

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A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

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A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

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The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

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i like turtles

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Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

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a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

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Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

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What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

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What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

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your mama so old, shes dead.

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Men's rights

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Hay is for horses and other hay consuming mammals.

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What is the difference between a jew and girl scouts. Girl scouts come back from camp

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Once upon a time there lived 3 polar bears; a mummy polar bear, a daddy polar bear and a baby polar bear. Ond day the baby polar bear said to the daddy polar bear "I don't feel like a polar bear, I'm cold!" and the daddy polar bear said "You look like a polar bear."

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Your parents are dead. And happy birthday!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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