what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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