- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did one muffin say to another? A: Nothing. Muffins don't talk, you idiot.

Why is my lawn red? Because i forgot to tell my neighbor's children to move

Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

What did the woman get for her 18th birthday? Stabbed to death.

What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

what did the policeman say to an armed robber? you can go, as long as you don't hurt my doughnuts

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

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