- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

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What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

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