So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

human centipede

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

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