- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

What happens when metal and ice collide together? The Titanic

What's worst than losing a million dollars? Losing a plane. Whats worst than losing a plane? losing 239 people, a plane and a million dollars

How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

Knock knock! Who's there? Fck. Fck who? F*ck you.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

What did the mother say to her son when she saw his report card? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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