roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

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Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

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knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

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Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

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A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

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Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

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Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

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What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

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chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

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A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

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WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

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What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

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If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

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Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

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Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

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Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

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A dinosaur walks into the bar, everyone panics in fear and confusion because it is a dinosaur and it's weird.

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There were two blondes going to California for the summer, they are about two hours into the flight and the pilot gets on the intercom and says we just lost an engine but it is all right we have three more but it will take us an hour longer. A half hour later he gets on the intercom again and says we just lost another engine but its all right we have two more it will take us another half hour though. One of the blondes says "If we lose the two last engines we will be up here all day"

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yo mama is so fat she has more rolls than basken robins does flavors

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Knock, knock! Who's there? your enemy your enemy who? your nemesis who was brutally raped and murdered last nigh.

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I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

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Why shouldn't 6 guys sleep naked in the same bed? They would not fit

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