Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

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I like school Said no one ever.

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Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

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Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

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What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

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I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

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What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

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What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

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Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

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roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

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What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

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"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

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What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

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Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

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Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

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What's did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did the police officer arrest the baseball player? He raped and murdered a thirteen year old girl.

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Me: Ask my if I'm a secret agent. You: Are you a secret agent? Me: I cannot disclose that information.

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why did the boy call the girl a bitch? Because she was beautiful.

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women's rights

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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A man walks into a bar and sees an attractive blonde. He is afraid of talking to her so he goes home and masterbates himself to sleep.

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A man name Bill works 12 hours a day at a warehouse, almost everyday a week. It is a hard job but Bill does it to support his beautiful wife of many years. Bill thinks the long hard days are worth every moment he gets to spend with her. One night, after a hard day, he comes home to find another man in bed with his wife. Bill begins to sob and yell "I work 12 hours a day at a warehouse....." His wife yells back. "We already read this part, get to the punchline".

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Knock, knock. MAN: Who's there? ... MAN: Hello? Anyone out there? ... MAN: Must be the wind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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