- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

there was once a time before tht time when there wasnt bonerss there were erectionss CC

In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

dont you love porch monkeys? no.

Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

Connor is homosexuaI

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

A Mexican got stopped by the police. Turns out it was a mistake and the man lived a happy life in America

Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

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