- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

What is not funny Bad jokes!????

A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

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