- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

Get up Look in the mirror

Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

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