- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

Yo' Mommas so poor, She has to ask close family friends and relatives for money so she can feed you.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

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