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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

What do you call a white guy in a mostly black neighborhood? His name.

Your mom is so nerdy that she probably went to college, got her degree, then found a very successful job in a field that she finds interesting.

Q: John gets attacked with a chainsaw, how many stitches does he get? A: None, Hes dead jim

Why did the man kill himself? Because he had a gun

Santa isn't real

KANE TUCKER HAS A CHODE THE SIZE OF HIS FINGER NAIL

There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

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