Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

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Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

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Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

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Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

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Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

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What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

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What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

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what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

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Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

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Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

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yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

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What do u call a ginger man with no ears? What ever the hell u want Because he's deaf

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What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

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what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

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What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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