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Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

1st black guy: get a job 2nd black guy: i have one 1st black guy: okay

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

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what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.