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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

whats sad about 3 black people driving a Cadillac over a cliff? that was my Cadillac

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

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