Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

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old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

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why is this joke funny because your laughing

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Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

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How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

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Where's my tractor?

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Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

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Do the roar!

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A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

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An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

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If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

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Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

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My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

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Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

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A black man walks into a movie theatre... And pay for a ticket that would grant him access to watch the verity Of movies available to watch that month of screening. He picks the warhorse which was critically acclaimed by many respected critics. He watched and observed the positive and negative points of the the film. When it ended he took a long a ride home on the number 76 bus to ibswitch road where he lived during that time, and wrote about his opionion on the movie and how he thought the movie could be improved. He done this same routen for another six months, every saturday, until he died of aids shorty after a homosexual fling.

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What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

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in superbad, why couldnt seth take off mclovin's face and wear it as his own? no one can. theyre fictional characters in a movie

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Q what r u eating under there? Aunderwear ewww thats nasty

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 20 years later he would gamble away his life savings and then go onto live a lonely and unfulfilled life.

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so a blind man walks into a bar, then a chair, then a table.

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