Q: Where does the queen of england live? A: This was the question I had to anwser to be able to post this joke.

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What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

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Why did the blonde die? She was slurped up by a 1,000 foot anteater.

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the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

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Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

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What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

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Kid: "Tell me about when you were young, Grandpa." Grandpa: "Oh, sonny, those were crazy times. My friends and I were out of control. We used to give each other wet-willies and funny arm. We'd play dandy-balls and legs-a-spread and penis-butt." Kid: "Sounds kind of gay, Grandpa. " Grandpa: "It was gay. Everyone was. But, back then, we were called pole-fancies. It was real, good old-fashioned "grab the nearest tree and hold on for dear life" gay, not today's fancy, featherbed, thread-count gay. People got hurt back then! Kid "That's gay." Grandpa: "Yeah, it was pretty gay "

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A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

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black people

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What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

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What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

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Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

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A man walks into a pole He breaks his nose And bleeds to death

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What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

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Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

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What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

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How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

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Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

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What's long and hard on a black man? Second Grade

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Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

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What's red and shiny? Not the holocaust

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why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

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your mommas so stupid she tried to climb mountain dew well im glad your mom is intrested in trying new things

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