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What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

Why was the drunk man in jail? He had lost touch with himself because his wife cheated on him the previous night and to add to the fact she took his clothes so public nudity would be a problem.

Why did the man jump off the cliff? Because he suffered from chronic depression as a result of frequent drug abuse.

why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

What happens when you finish a bottle of Sprite? You finish it

why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

if you write treehouse backwards it spells gullible.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

Democracy.

Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

What do we call Osama? Osama

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

Your mama's so fat, she can't even find clothes that fit her well.

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

If I could Rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and Q together.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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