What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A worm in your intestinal tract.

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justin beiber sucks

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What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

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how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

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have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

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A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

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What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

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Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

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Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

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There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

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What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

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A van drives into a car.

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What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

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jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

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why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

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Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

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What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

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What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

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Poker face

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Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

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Refridgerator.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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