Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

womens rights

What happened to tommy for his birthday ? A new pear of shoes to put on. Tommy feet just got amputated. But it's okay... Tommy got a new comb. Tommy just got cancer. But it's okay tommy got a new pet dog... Tommy is abused by the dog I know what your thinking a dog can't abuse someone it was a cat

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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