What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

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Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

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How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

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your mommas so stupid she tried to climb mountain dew well im glad your mom is intrested in trying new things

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why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

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Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

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What's red and shiny? Not the holocaust

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What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

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roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

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What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

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Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

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Why was Helen Keller depressed? She was deaf and blind.

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A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

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Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

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Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

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Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

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What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

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Whats green? Mountain Dew.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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