If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

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This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

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What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

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How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

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What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

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Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

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what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

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WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

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Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

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roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

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Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

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What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

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Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

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Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

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A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

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A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

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A fat man walks into McDonald's and was then seen leaving 8 hours later as he finished his shift.

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How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

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I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

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What do you say to a womam with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

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Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

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How the hell do you know? What are you Nero? You are completely right! I was going to say I got no blue tie, but then I forgot you often call ribbons for ties... How? Should I be scared? I am not, no wonder you never felt human... I am shocked, I cant think straight I am confused and... Sorry Nero, Goodnight, if nothing else, you are no demon, but rather an angel, sweet dreams love. The solvemedia says the bible, this is freaky, my mind is numb.

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There were three soap salesmen in a bar. They were comparing how good they were at selling their wares. "I'm so good that I sell 60% of my soap bars each day," says the first salesman, bragging. The second one wasn't to be outdone. "I'm so good that I sell 80% of my soap bars," he declared. The last salesmen, who, up to the moment had been relatively quiet, suddenly said in a calm and collected manner, "Oh that's nothing. I'm so good that I sell all of my soap bars each day."

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What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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