a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

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What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

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Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

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What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

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How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

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What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

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one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

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Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

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Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

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what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

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If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

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Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

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Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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What more orange that a lime? Most things.

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Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

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Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

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A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he is keeping company with a swine, and the muslim feels offended for the poor horse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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