How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

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Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

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How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

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Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

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Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

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Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

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What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

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What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

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What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

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big fat hairy gigantic enourmous erectionn CC

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A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

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A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

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Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

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What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

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Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

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What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

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Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

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knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

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Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

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What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

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-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

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Anti Joke

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