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What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

What the difference between a black person and a piece of shit in a bucket? The bucket

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

Justin Bieber

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

VITAMIN C!

No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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