Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

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How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

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Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

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Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

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Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

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What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

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What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

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What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

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Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

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Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

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Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: *silence* Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

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What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

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Why are some people so good at basketball? Because they are all black.

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What more orange that a lime? Most things.

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Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

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Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

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A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

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what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he is keeping company with a swine, and the muslim feels offended for the poor horse.

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How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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