- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

Knock knock It's open, come in

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

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