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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A new scientific study has scientists baffled as it clearly shows that teen sex drastically decreases at age 20.

"The only thing worse than being talked about is getting AIDS." -Oscar Wilde

Kid A:We're home alone, you know what that means. Kid B:Cover ourselves in vaseline and slide around like slugs on the kitchen floor? Kid A:Yes

What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Bend Over.

What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

Why did the chicken open door? It can't. Chickens don't have hands.

Have you ever tripped over a leaf? No. Neither have I.

What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

A Jew buys something that is not on sale

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

A mormon walks into a bar. The Bartender says "What can I get you" The Mormon says "Sparkling Water please. In my religion we don't drink alcohol."

What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

What happened to the man who poo'd too much? He started to eat less because his bowell movements started to cause him serious pain.

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

A man invites his Irish friend to his house. "Would you like something to drink?" the man asks. "Just kidding, we don't have any drinks." Later, they die of dehydration.

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