What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

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Yes or No? You're wrong because it was both.

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Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

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what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

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knock knock? come in

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Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

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A man wakes up in his bed and looks at the clock. He realises he is gonna be late for work. He quickly gets out of bed, into the bathroom, has a shower, puts his deodorant on and brushes his teeth, gets dressed, and goes in his car. He drives out of his garage and drives to his work but gets stuck in traffic. He then gets to the car park of his work and parks his car. He gets out, goes up the elevator to his floor, when the elevator door opens to his floor, he quickly says hello to Terrance and goes to his bosses office. And guess what the boss says? You're late.

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What do apples and black men both have in common? They are both people except for the apple

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A brachiosaurus walks into a cafe "Excuse me I'm an herbivore, can I have a full English breakfast, but with veggie sausages instead of normal sausages, and mushrooms instead of bacon?" Shop keeper: "No you can't. Your too big. You've destroyed my kitchen, and my livelihood. I have nothing left. You've accidently reduced my business to rubble by walking through the door"

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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Whats the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have a Bar Mitzvah in Holocaust Germany.

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I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

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I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

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an orange and an apple are both in a fruit bowl, the apple says nothing as its an apple and apple's cant speak its just an apple

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a burglar walks in a house the alarm goes off and the police come

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Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

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What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

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what's a snake that has no legs a snake

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Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

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Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

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roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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