Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

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You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

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why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

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Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

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Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

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Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

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Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

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What do you call a woman in the kitchen? Her name.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

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Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

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why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

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Why did the man eat a human heart? Because he was part of a dangerous, religious cult.

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What do a fish and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

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A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

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how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

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A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

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What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

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If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

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- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

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Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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