- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

If life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

What's the best part of twenty one year old's? Their bodies have matured enough that the U.S. government deems it safe for them to consume alcoholic beverages with proper I.D.

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, because he is an orphan.

why does the man appear fat he is

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

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