- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

Roses are red, yup.

"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

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What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

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What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

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