- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

What page are you on The gay page.

Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

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What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

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