- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

A- Knock knock. B- Who's there? A- The interrupting doctor. B- The interrupt- A- You have cancer.

Why does Suzie like to wear sunglasses? Because she's blind.

Whats red and crawls up your leg? A homesick abortion.

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

A man walks into a bar. He suffers a fatal concussion and the playground is shut down by local police until proper padding is installed.

Why are anti-jokes funny? They are not because they have no punchline and if you wern't a complete dumbass you would have the ability to read the description on the right off the page.

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

What did Thomas Jefferson's children call him? Grandpa

a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

Obama

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

Your flying on a canoe, and one of the wheels breaks off. How many pancakes does it take to fix it? Trick question there is a gorilla on board.

A man walks into a bar the bartender looks at the man and says "Hey son you wanna make one hundred bucks?" the man looks at the bartender and says "Im not your son."

Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot. You racist.

when life gives you lemons you make lemonade when life gives you a homisidle brige you clearly have done something to make life angery

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