- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

If your reading this, youre not blind.

Chick Norris... Enough said

A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

What did the asian do with his homework? finish it. as is expected from children his age.

what happened to the black man that fell of the bridge? he drowned due to the fact the african-americans do not swim very well.

Ten black people are on the 100th floor of a 110 floor building. They are going to die because they are trapped in the World Trade Center and are leaving a very happy life with their loving families.

How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

What did the Triceratops get for his birthday? Nothing. Dinosaurs are extinct.

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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