roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? Cause she was blind, def, and mute. Thus making it difficult to drive.

When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

Click here to end the world.

How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

Knock Knock Whose there? I have a gun and candy, get in the van

I can't remember the punchline for this joke so I recommend you stop reading this...why are you still reading this whats wrong with you!!!!

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

This is not a joke.

how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

Roses are red violets are blue Timmy what are doing with that gun?! Bang....

What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

Why was the 2-year-old girl found dead in the swamp? Her mom was Casey Anthony.

Do you know what God said to Hitler as he approached the gate of heaven? ??????????????????

whats green and lives in the water

Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

How many stripes are there on a policeman's socks? None, policemen must wear regulation plain black socks.

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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