- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

color blind person solves a rubix cube just kidding thier color blind

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

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