- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

Q: How long does it take to dig to China? A: 5 mins. I hire a bunch of mexicans

A depressed horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "Millions of years of natural selection." The horse then tries to drink away his sorrows, but the alcohol is only a temporary release from the pain he's feeling. He kills himself the next day.

why couldn't the girl make her bed? she is homeless.

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