why did the man leave his house during a state of emergency? he didnt

Why did the man go to Lourdes Because he has lost all hope

What did the raped girl get for Christmas? Pregnant.

Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

What's black and white and red all over? I don't care I have AIDS

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's bigger.

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Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

I was flying in the sky but lost control and crashed. I woke up on the floor.

I found out I had asthma earlier today. I was breathless.

Want to hear a joke? Women's rights.

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Your mama's so hairy, she has to shave occasionally.

Nerochan, it was really nice chatting with you, I hope we can chat some other time... Please tell me why you are upset with me, just pick up the phone, I mean let me know what I did you wrong.

a horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "why the long face?". the horse answers..."i'm a horse"

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? A: The holocaust

What did the Muslim receive for Christmas? Nothing. Muslims don't celebrate Christmas.

Brandon Bass's career average for assists is 0.7 a game. guess what his nickname is bassy

Why are apples cheaper than lemons? Because you have to pay less money then lemons to buy them

I was having sex with thisgirl and now I'm going to be a dad. All because I didn't wear a condom

Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

What did the sign say? It said slow down

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

Anti Joke

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