- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

What did the hispanic say to the black guy? I'm not sure. I wasn't listening because eavesdropping is rude.

A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

what is white on top and black on bottom Society What is black on top and white on bottom Rape

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

Are you black? Kill yourself.

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? The Light was red.

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