- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

Why wasn't my friend laughing at my jokes? Because his grandpa is dying.

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

God is like semen. They're both nouns.

If David has 40 chocolate bars and eats 35 what does David have now? Diabetes, David has diabetes.

There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket? No. A picture of a red bucket? No. A photo nailed to a red bucket, which shows a red bucket with a very realistic painting of a red bucket on it? Yes.

Steve Jobs is alive.

A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

I don't get it

How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

What did Sally want for Christmas? Nothing, she is Jewish.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

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