A black man walks out of a police station

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

If the 49ers won the superbowl

What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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