- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

What's the difference between a brick and a baby? One is a fundamental item used in building walls and the other is a human

Why did the Mexican steal a pack of tortillas? To feed his family. He didn't have the necessary funds to pay for it.

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

How do you kill a vampire? You can't because vampires aren't real.

Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

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Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

How many people buried in a cemetery are dead? All of them.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Q:Whats worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A: 8 dead babies in a barrel. Q: Whats worse than that? A: A dead baby in 8 barrels.

Kindness is like peeing in your pants, Everyone can see the results, but only You can feel the warmth

Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

Dad: Blind side was the black kid who played tight end. Me: Offensive line. Dad: Sorry, African American kid.

Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

What's long and black? A long and black object.

What did jimmy get for dinner? Food

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

So a horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" It proceeds to then crap on the floor and walk out,because its a horse.

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