- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" dies

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

Knock knock "Honey, could you get the door?" "I'm tired of doing everything here! Get you ass up and do it yourself!" "Well why don't you just go back to bar you whore?" "This marriage was a mistake, I'm going back to mother!" They divorced 5 months later.

What is the best way to deal with a broken ankle? Ear Lobes.

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

How do you kill a ninja? Shoot him with a sniper rifle from a building. How do you make sure he's dead? Shoot him twice.

hi im bob i ate a Pickle sucked a boob and died of a haert atak

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

Q: What did the psychopath dream about? A: An insane chimpanzee kicking his head off, or maybe something normal

How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

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