Roses are grey. Violets are grey. There is an entire spectrum of the world I am not privy to.

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What did the boy say after smoking weed for the first time? -"I don't really feel anything" and his friends explained that is sometimes the case for a first time smoker.

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(Insert short question here) (Insert long semi-irrelevant answer here)

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory that a typical person should or could ever possibly need all in one place.

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Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

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what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

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My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

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An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

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How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

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An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

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Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

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Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

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What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

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What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

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roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

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Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

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Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

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What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

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Whats the leading cause of death Life.

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Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

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why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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