what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

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What's blue and smells like red paint Blue paint.

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What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

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Colin is gay but toasters are not

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I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

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What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

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one stop shop

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What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

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So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

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A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

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What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

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Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

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what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

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I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

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Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

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Q: What's the hardest part about throwing a baby down the stairs? A: My dick.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the other ____?

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

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Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

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Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

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Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

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The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

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How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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