How do Germans treat the Jewish? Kindly, and with much hospitality.

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How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

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What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

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Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

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Why did the clock say 10:30? It was a digital clock!

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whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

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What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

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What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

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What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

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Q: What did little Timmy get from his mother this Christmas? A: The contents of her will.

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A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

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dylan wishes life was like cod. that way he would actually be able to do something cool

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Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

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Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

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Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

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Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

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whats up with that? i'm from jersy

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What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

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Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

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What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

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:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

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Yeah, haha, I tend to put myself under a state of trance at the same time I put others down there, which makes it difficult to stop it sometimes, I do it for ethical reasons, I mean if I would ever hypnotize someone into feeling really bad, it would affect me as well. You might want to get some water on your face, you know, so your upper lips don't envy the lower ones.

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Why did the boy eat the hedgehog? Because it made his mouth bleed,

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Anti Joke

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