Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

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Wife: Does this make me look fat? Husband: Honey, your already fat.

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If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

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lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

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What's worser than dieing? Living-being tortured while at it too

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what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

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Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

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How do you catch a unique animal? You get professional hunters to catch the animal.

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

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What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

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Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim are on a plane to France. When they arrive in Paris one will go visit a friend who recently found inspiration in the many magical streets of the city and is in the middle of a year abroad. Another will search for a job and home to support himself and any future family that he might choose to have in the future. The last will check into a hotel and proceed to have a wonderful time seeing all the sights that Paris has to offer.

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What did they do with the drunken sailor? Gave him the sack, which meant he could no longer provide for his family.

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why did the man shoot himself in the foot? because he didnt have the safety on and he had no gun handling skills.

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Why did the man break all his bones? Because his parachute failed to open

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It tried. The chicken was run over by a distracted driver. The chicken turned out to be Farmer Brendan's prized egg hen who wandered away. The hen provided a large portion of Brendan's income and living. The farmer, deprived of his vital income source, was forced to sell his farm and live on the city streets.

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What did the black guy get from his white girlfriend for valentines day? An HIV positive test result.

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What's green and has wheels? The Holocaust. I lied about everything.

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Where would you find a dog with one leg? Possibly in a vet's surgery, or in an animal rescue home or being cared for by a loving owner.

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What do you call a something with no limbs? a snake

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The moment where Perfect Cell returns declaring he has become "even more perfect" There is no level above perfect :P But sure Cell, strive to improve further on your "perfection", oh he is dead nevermind. Still my favorite character, narcissist, with a touch of class, and a sadistic personality, what more can you wish for?

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there r three guys on a bridge. They r chinese,mexican,&american. They each have a bottle of beer. The chinese dude says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. Then the mexican says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. The american takes a drink of his and sets it down he looks at the mexican and says I have enough of these in my country and throws the mexican over the bridge.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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