Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: *dies*. Mother: Ha, lol!

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What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

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A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

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Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

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What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

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Why was six afraid of seven You would be scared to if your name was six and you knew someone named seven

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poopy is poopy

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a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

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Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

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Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

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How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

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Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

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so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

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wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

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Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

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2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

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Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

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