- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

So a baby seal walks into a club.

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

where did you get those clothes? at the toilet store.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

A man and a hobo meet on a narrow path. What does the hobo do? Finds the mans wife and impregnateds her, aborts the baby, takes dead fetus chops it up and makes the man eat it in a salad. While the man is chocking he shotes him and walks on.

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

u know whats a crime? rape

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

What did the therapist say to the other therapist? Your skin looks dry, let me lend you some ointment.

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

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