- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

Do you know what lmnop is? No. A group of five consecutive letters.

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

Q: what did the black man say after the white man said knock knock A: who's there

A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

There are two cows standing in a field eating grass. The first cow says "moo", the second cow says "Thats funny, I was about to say that".

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

What's the difference between men and women? I really can't tell anymore, there's so many goddamn transvestites.

You're on a bus and the driver is black, you're white friend turns to you and says, We're gonna have a race on the highway!

What do a grape and an airplane have in common? They both have wings! except not the grape.

Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

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