Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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How do you make a baby stop crying? Drown it in vinegar.

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What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

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Whats worse than a suicide bomber? Hubcaps

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What's 1+1? 69.

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Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

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i saw amango it splootered

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What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

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Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

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So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

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Max Head fingered himself, HAH

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Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

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Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

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Why so serious ?

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Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

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Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

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Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

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a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

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whatdumb and gay stewart price

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Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

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how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

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I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

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Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

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