- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

Why was Jenny alone? Everyone else had died in a zombie apocalypse.

black people

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

What do you call a half-Latino, half-Asian baby? The product of a healthy interracial couple.

womens rights

What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

Why is this website called anti-jokes? i don't know but it makes sense.

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

XD, I know I noticed myself, I was like "why the fuck did I post that shit?" Rellez XD okay sistah, I think I am just gonna get some sleep now, but Nero, is not Justin Bibble the first one?

How many Terry Pratchetts does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. They were walking and baby tomato starts lagging behind. So the papa tomato stomps on the baby tomato and says nothing because tomatoes can't talk.

What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIP CREAM!

What do you call a man with no arms? Richard, as that is his name.

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Nothing is as strong as love, Except a nuclear warhead that can destroy entire cities! :P thoko like :D ~~k0mradey``

How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

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