A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

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What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

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. . I am a whale

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What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

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Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dead.

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Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

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What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

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How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

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Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

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Whats worse than a suicide bomber? Hubcaps

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Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

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Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

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Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

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How do you make a baby stop crying? Drown it in vinegar.

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i saw amango it splootered

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What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Why so serious ?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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