- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

Your girlfriend.

roses are red poo is poo

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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