- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Teacher- What comes after 69 Boy- Mouthwash?? Teacher- LEAVE!

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

whats harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? my dick wile i do it

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

Hitler: A jew walked into a bar... jokes, it was a gas chamber

A cat playing laser tag.

When life gives you gators, make Gatorade.

Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

I can vote and I am equal to males in the work enviornment. That's what she said.

Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it's not gonna

A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of.

yesterday, a girl asked me why a guy is Bro if he bangs alot of chicks, and chicks are hoes if they do alot of guys. i said to her “well, if one key can open a lot of locks, then it is the master key. if a lock can be opened by alot of keys, then it’s a shittyass lock, isn’t it

"i once had a rabbit named socks.he was a funny little fellow until one day he got over excited and...well..." "did he...i mean..you know..did he...?" "what?lose a claw,throw up, sit in a pan of warm water until he calmed down?" "yeah! :)" "yes...but then he died."

A Christian, a Sunni Muslim, and a Shi'a Muslim walked into a government building. Turns out, they were Lebanese, so this was a normal occurrence. Thus, to draw any humor from it before first taking into account the weaknesses of your own government would be both unwise and unfair.

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

Today's Horoscope for Cancer: You have Cancer.

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