Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry". 

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

Okay.

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

Anti Joke

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