What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

what's the best way to get your younger sibling to stop being annoying? Shoot Him

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

what is worse than a guy pissed?

Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

whats harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? my dick wile i do it

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