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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

A van drives into a car.

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What will it be?" The homeless man says, "Nothing. I have no money."

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What did the homeless guy say to the not-homeless guy? I'm homeless.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

What happens when your first name is Newton? You get nicknamed NEWT

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

Jack Stevens

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

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