Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

Why did the black cop pull the white guy over? He was going approximately 52 miles per hour on a 40 miles per hour speed limited road.

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

What is "race car" spelled backwards? rac ecar.

whats the difference between a fat person and a skinny person ? there weight.

Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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