- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? reading posts on this website that arent antijokes. Seriously poeople... you cant just say something that random than put something tragic. it has to be funny and tragic.

Grace Ackerson

Why did Charlie eat a baked potato? Because he was hungry.

How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

I'm Polish.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

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whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

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