- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Howd the blind kid find his way home? A:He didnt, he got lost and died of starvation.

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

2 black people and a mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The black person because they decided it would save gas if they all carpooled to their job.

What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by a car. I lied about him crossing the road.

Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

What's the opposite of a joke? An Anti-Joke.

person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

The GOV and the WHO?

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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