- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

Two penguins in a bath tub, one says "Pass me the soap" and the other one says "What do you think I am, a radio!"

Why did the black cop pull the white guy over? He was going approximately 52 miles per hour on a 40 miles per hour speed limited road.

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

What is "race car" spelled backwards? rac ecar.

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

whats the difference between a fat person and a skinny person ? there weight.

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