What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

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What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

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Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

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A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

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What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

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Why was the prostitute unsuccessful? because she had no vagina

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How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

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Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

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A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

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Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

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Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

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What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

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How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

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How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

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Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

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knock knock Goodbye

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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a man makes a bad joke

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A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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