- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

A pregnant woman walks into a bar and miscarries.

What's worse than breaking your arm? Not having any arms.

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

What did the black man get his mom for Mother's Day? Some jewelry and a very nice card.

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

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Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

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