- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop? zero if you bite it

How many mathematicians does it take to count?

Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

5 black men walk into a 7-11 at midnight. They clog the all of the toilets in the mens bathroom causing them to over run.

Banana Hamock.

Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

A mexican, an Aisian, and a black guy are fighting in a dumpster. Who wins? The Mexican, why? Home court advantage!

Q. What's the best thing to do before you get in a car accident? A. There's actually not much you can do in a car accident, considering you probably will never expect it, and it happens relatively too fast to react.

Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

A mormon walks into a bar. The Bartender says "What can I get you" The Mormon says "Sparkling Water please. In my religion we don't drink alcohol."

Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

Q: If you are debating whether to smoke marijuana, consider: what will your mother say when she finds your corpse? A: As a relatively harmless and non-addictive substance, Marijuana was most likely not the cause of my child’s death. It was probably AIDS.

A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

What's big fat and ugly? A monster

Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

What did the orphan say to his parents? nothing

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