Woody Allen once said, "I have had many romantic relationships in my life that were both complex and humorous."

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guess what the clown said to the kid... im a clown

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How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

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Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

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Why did Johnny throw the clock out the window? His parents are never around to supervise him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he's CHICKEN.

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You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

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hi

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A:Wanna hear a joke? B: Sure A: A joke

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No!

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See what I did here? ;) Ladies, I just need some space okay? Damn Space Invaders... Ijustmetthespaceinvaderstheytookmyspace << DOUBLE MEANING!

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What would Walt Disney do if he were alive today? Gurgle and choke inside his cryogenic vault as liquid nitrogen flooded into his lungs.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

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Yo mamas so dumb she has to repeat the 10th grade...again.

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Why did the ginger go to hell? Because after all the bullying she endured for her hair color, she felt her only option was to commit suicide.

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What's black and white and in the desert? Tourists being held hostage by a tribe.

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Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why was the drunk man in jail? He had lost touch with himself because his wife cheated on him the previous night and to add to the fact she took his clothes so public nudity would be a problem.

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What did one cow say to the other cow? Nothing. Cows do not possess the ability to speak.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

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what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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