- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Can anyone Lenin money?

Your girlfriend.

How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

black chicken. kfc

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

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