- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

What did the little orphan girl get for christmas? nothing her parents are dead

Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

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